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Saturday, January 31, 2009

Handwriting Analysis
The results of your analysis say:
You plan ahead, and are interested in beauty, design, outward appearance, and symmetry. You are a shy, idealistic person who does not find it easy to have relationships, especially intimate ones. You are diplomatic, objective, and live in the present. You are a talkative person, maybe even a busybody! You enjoy life in your own way and do not depend on the opinions of others.


What does your handwriting say about YOU?
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FROM CHICO'S TOP TEN

We Filipinos, as compared to other nationalities, I believe take the most pleasure in making fun of not being able to speak proper English. Japanese people don’t care if they speak broken English. Chinese people couldn’t care less either. Same goes with Europeans. But since we love everything American, we deride countrymen who aren’t as adept in speaking our adopted second language. You are somehow less in the eyes of most, if you make English grammatical errors. Some even wear speaking in pidgin Tagalog as a badge of “sosy-ness”, but few would wave their bad English with pride. Weird huh? But let’s face it, we find it funny.

August 12, 2008 → The Top Ten “Mag-Tagalog Ka Na Lang!” Quotes - Agent 2B

Biboy Blue - While our teacher was swriting on the board, someone threw paper at him. He turned around and shouted, “Hudas dat person dat did dat?”
Beb Ni Tykes - When my mom was in a spa, the masseuse asked, “Swedish or Thai?” My mom answered, “I’m Pinoy!”
Honbee - When I arrived late at friend’s house, he asked, “Have you been eaten?”
Ferdz - From a high school classmate: “Simple problem you cannot solution? How can you graduation?”
Wowie - From a sosyalerang panget on a jeep: “Driver, payment!”
No name - An officemate during a meeting - “I second emotion!”
Sundowner - A beauty contestant when asked what would she advocate should she win: “I want to promote drug abuse!”
Sundowner - Same beauty contest, same question, different contestant: “I will donate trash to every barangay!”
Jose de vengenge - Host: “How will you describe the color blue to a blind man?” Beauty contestant: “Good question, keep it up! I thank you.”
Jose de vengenge - Host: “What makes you blush?” Beauty contestant: “Blush-on?”
Jose de vengenge - Host: “What is the youth’s biggest problem today?” Contestant: “Drugs.” Host: “Why?” Contestant: “Mahal eh!”
Scrambledegg - “You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice, but you can never fool me four!”
Filthy Rich Beggar - An officemate arguing on the phone: “I called you three times! No ha, no ho!” (Ni ha, ni ho)
No name - My angry boss when I took half the day off: “Where did you been?”
Ishi - Our English teacher: “I have a son. My son is a boy.”
Astroboy - Dude 1: “What’s the difference between H2O and CO2?” Dude 2: “H2O is water, CO2 is COLD water!”
Astroboy - Teacher: “Define ethics.” Student: “Ethics are smaller than ducks.”

No name - Over the PA system at the airport: “Passengers please proceed to git it. I ripit, git it.” (”gate 8″)
Dru - I get this all the time when I ask applicants: “How do you want me to call you?” Applicant: “Uhm…cellphone?”
Scully - A high school classmate: “We own a boutique. You know, where you buy medicine?”
No name - When I introduced my twin sister to my high school teacher, she asked, “You’re twins? Since when?”
RhachaeL_Leigh - College professor: “What you are I was. What I am you will.”
Myra - When our secretary got a call looking for a lady who was in a meeting with the boss in his room, the secretary said, “She is inside her boss.”
No name - Calendar Girl: “I will win because I have da 3 “V’s”. Vivacious, Vyootipul, Very Okay.”

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THIS IS SO FUNNY!

Actual letters received by the welfare department.


I am forwarding a marriage certificate and six children. I have seven but one died, which was baptized on a half piece of paper.

I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born two years ago. When do I get my money?

Mrs. Jones has not had clothes for a year, and has been visited regularly by clergy.

I cannot get sick pay. I have six children. Can you tell me why?

I am glad to report that my husband who is missing is dead.

This my eighth child. What are you going to do about it?

Please find out for certain if my husband is dead. The man I am living with can't eat or do anything until he knows.

I am very annoyed to find out you have branded my son illiterate. This is a dirty lie, as I was married a week before he was born.

In answer to your letter, I have given birth to a boy weighing 10 pounds. I hope this is satisfactory.

I am forwarding my marriage certificate and 5 children, one of which is a mistake as you can see.

My husband got his project cut off two weeks ago, and I haven't had any relief since.

Unless I get my husband's money pretty soon, I will be forced to lead an immortal life.

You have changed my little boy to a girl. Will this make a difference?

I have no children yet as my husband is a truck driver and works day and night.

In accordance with your instructions, I have given birth to twins in the enclosed envelope.

I want money quickly as I can get it. I have been in bed with the doctor for two weeks, and he doesn't do me any good. If things don't improve I will have to send for another doctor.



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UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

Risks:: Taker
Abdominal:: Snowman
Radiant:: skin
The usual:: thing
Mix and match:: Clothing
Wireless:: Phone
Remedial:: class
Mile:: distance
Long lost:: lover ehehe
Only one:: Left

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Thursday, January 29, 2009

UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

Band :: Aid
Tan :: Bronze
Mount :: everest
Arcade :: Fire
Customize :: profile
Hamburger :: mc donald's cheeseburger delux ~favorite
Solid :: food
Forbidden :: guy ~haha
Deter :: Police
Torment :: Many years of

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STATUS: NA MISS KO ANG PCS! GLAD TO BE BACK!
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NOTE TO SELF

Note to Self:
Find the guy doing all the raindances and tell him to LAY OFF.
Note to Self:
Quit corporate America because the paycheck just isn’t worth the drama. Go teach drama. Realize that all jobs lack merit, no matter the scale or locale. Have the epiphany that they pay you because working is an inconvenience. Get a better paying job.
Note to Self:
Make an effort to keep a pair of gloves in the glovebox, if only for sentimental reasons.
Note to Self:
Record the sound of the shutter on your Polaroid SX-70. Set it as your ringtone, as it makes you smile every time you hear it (and costs slightly less than the $1-per-click price of a actually taking a photo.)
Note to Self:
Look into this whole Stumble Upon phenomenon and the ensuing web traffic it sends your way.
Note to Self:
Brainstorm activites, speeches, practical jokes, animal costumes, etc. that may be appropriate for your last few days of work “for the man.”
Note to Self:
Convince a world-renowned photographer to shoot your wedding. Begging, pleading, bribing, and/or kidnapping are all viable means of accomplishing said goal.
Note to Self:
Replay the last 12 months of your life, chuckle at the absurdity and wonderfulness of it all, have a Coke, and go back to work smiling.
Note to Self:
Get ready for a change of metaphorical seasons.
Note to Self:
As a person of caucasian descent, whose tract is more used to food that is fast, eating Mexican food two nights in a row is a bad idea.
Note to Self:
Now that he is slightly old and definitively crazy, convince Mel Gibson to make a 4th installment of the existing Mad Max Trilogy, then use your newfound friendship with the actor/director to be cast as post-post-apocalypse-surviving extra in said film.
Note to Self:
When you provide a detailed Christmas list to your friends and family, you often get what you asked for.
Note to Self:
Battle occasional bad days by being so happy that your co-workers think Care Bears must have crapped rainbows on your head.
Note to Self:
Wear more tweed.
Note to Self:
Do not, under any extraneous circumstances or day-to-day minutia, allow the various semi-creative ideas in your head to remain there and thus, inevitably, go bad like so much over-ripe, unpicked fruit. Also, pick up bananas at the store on the way home.
Note to Self:
At the behest of a wise and wonderful wizard, lasso a beautiful unicorn and gallop over the heads of a school of helpful dolphins into the sunset. If possible, don’t forget your digital camera (because hey, who’s actually going to believe the dolphins helped you?)
Note to Self:
Make things. Don’t stop making things.
Note to Self:
Fly home so your family won’t forget what you look like. Or who you are. Or what to leave you in their respective last wills and testaments.
Note to Self:
Develop a penchant for the droll.
Note to Self:
Implement the daily siesta. Consider telling your boss why you have a hammock beside your desk.
Note to Self:
Make this website behave correctly in Internet Explorer. Silently despise anyone who still uses Internet Explorer. Become frustrated at such widespread ignorance. Become a champion for justice. Rally. Protest. Have difficulty finding the time to fix minor coding issues on this website that make it behave correctly in Internet Explorer. Get dizzy.
Note to Self:
Choreograph office dances to the entirety of the new Justin Timberlake album. Test your glass desk for max weight distribution load. Rig lights underneath the desk. Disco.
Note to Self:
Get a haircut, hippie.
Note to Self:
Discover the maximum amount of movies Netflix will send you in any given month of the 3-at-a-time plan. Stock up on popcorn.
Note to Self:
Despite your newfound Texan surroundings and the ensuing excitement thereof, consuming Tex-Mex twice in one day is still not a good idea.
Note to Self:
If less than three stories, always take the stairs. Your heart and your butt will thank you, and when was the last time the two of them were in agreement about much of anything?
Note to Self:
Relentlessly verbally mock parents who keep their children on leashes in public.
Note to Self:
Don’t mourn the death of relational second-guessing. Certainty can be a beautiful thing.
Note to Self:
Through either research or consultation of black magic, determine exactly what famed popstar Meatloaf wouldn’t do for love. Also, determine exactly what way the Backstreet Boys wanted it that way.
Note to Self:
Use some variation of the phrase “beat [someone] round the head with [something]” as much as possible.
Note to Self:
Work out your body with weights until such a time as you can pull off a Dar, The Beastmaster costume for Halloween. Prepare for women to swoon and nerdy men who love fantasy and sci-fi to go “Hell yeah, The freakin’ Beastmaster.”

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Monday, January 26, 2009

'I spend 23 hours a day wondering whether we’re wrong for each other, wondering whether we've got the energy that we need to get through everything that we seem to get into, whether the baggage we both bring would sink a small ship. But in the 24th hour, I realize I’ve been thinking about her for 23 hours and I come back to there's something about her, I can’t stay away from. Something about her, that makes me want to love her. - Dr. Carter, ER'

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HUMMING IN MY UNIVERSE

IM NOT SURE WHY I LIKE THIS SONG A LOT
PUSO by SPONGECOLA


Hinihingal ka lang
May oras pang natitira
Kahit parang ang layo pa
Habol
Kung harangan ka man

Sumalakay man mga bantay
Lahat kami Maghihintay
Habol, habol!

Refrain:
Dehado kung dehado
Para sa’n pang mga galos mo
Kung titiklop ka lang
Titiklop ka lang
Matalo kung matalo
Huwag ka sanang magkakamaling
Sumuko na lang
Woah

Maagawan ka man
Lalung huwag kang papipiga
Kumpiyansa lang bawat bangga
Woah

Kumaripas ka na
Humanda ka na sa paglipad
Pakpak nati’y ilalantad
Woah

Repeat Refrain

Chorus:
Ang puso
Iaalay
Sa laban
Kapalit ay tagumpay

Repeat Refrain

Ang puso
Ialay
Sa laban
Kapalit ay tagumpay

Chorus:
Ang puso
Iaalay
Sa laban, sa laban, sa laban, sa laban mo

Intrumental

Coda:
Ang puso
Iaalay
Sa laban
Kapalit ay tagumpay
(Repeat 3x)



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humming in my universe

Collide lyrics

The dawn is breaking
A light shining through
You're barely waking
And I'm tangled up in you
Yeah

When I'm open, you're closed
Where I follow, you'll go
I worry I won't see your face
Light up again

Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the wrong words seem to rhyme
Out of the doubt that fills my mind
I somehow find
You and I collide

I'm quiet you know
You make a first impression
I've found I'm scared to know I'm always on your mind

Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the stars refuse to shine
Out of the back you fall in time
I somehow find
You and I collide
Don't stop here I've lost my place I'm close behind

Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the wrong words seem to ryhme
Out of the doubt that fills your mind
You finally find
You and I collide

You finally find
You and I collide
You finally find
You and I collide

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'and thats the most wonderful feeling in the world, how many people are ever given that chance? to have someone you love fall in love with you over and over? -nicholas sparks'

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'Listen, every second counts. Every single moment leads up to now. - The Juliana Theory'

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'love is when you miss him before he leaves, when you listen to him talk all night, and never get tired of hearing his voice, when the sound of his name sends chills down your spine, and you see his smile the second you close your eyes'

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UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

Long distance:: RELATIONSHIP
Meant to be:: TOGETHER
Here:: and there
Endless:: love~ ang corny
Resentment:: feelings
Insipid:: Meals
Bunny:: Playmates
Slogan:: Political
Naked:: Chef~ jamie oliver
Sarcasm:: bitter


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YOU ARE SO B-A-D-U-Y!
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UNCONSCIOUS MUYYERINGS

Upgrade:: Computer
Happy ending:: Fairy tales
Stale:: routine
Tripping:: Out
Working:: hard
Explicit:: film
Happy place:: home
Tornado:: scary
Medication:: sick
Muppet:: sesame street

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unconscious mutterings

Buck :: Tooth
Harry :: Potter
Play :: Fair
Monstrosity :: mistress of all evil”, Maleficent sleeping beauty

Nightclub :: drunk
Missing :: someone
Sprout :: Bean
Flavor :: candy
Identity :: crisis
Saucy :: Spicy
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UNCONSCIOUS MUTTERINGS

Newspaper :: Article
Crucify :: Me
Sausage :: Eggs
Handy :: pen

Cloak :: Dagger
Drunk :: driver
Fuel :: gas

Caress :: body wash hehe
Itch :: Seven Year
Vehicle :: car
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Sunday, January 25, 2009

unconscious mutterings

Unconscious mutterings

Free association is described as a "psychonanalytic procedure in which a person is encouraged to give free rein to his or her thoughts and feelings, verbalizing whatever comes into the mind without monitoring its content." Over time, this technique is supposed to help bring forth repressed thoughts and feelings that the person can then work through to gain a better sense of self.

That's an admirable goal, but for the purposes of this excercise, we're just hoping to have a little fun with the technique. Each week I'll post ten words to which you can respond to with the first thing that comes to mind.

"Rules are, there are no rules." There are no right or wrong answers. Don't limit yourself to one word responses; just say everything that pops into your head. AND you don't have to have your words up on Sunday. Take all week if you want! Read the FAQ for more information.



Destined :: to be free

FAIL :: an oppurtunity

Camping :: insects

Only you :: HIM

Incessant :: nagging

Tomorrow :: work

Impressive :: work

Riches :: none

Dislike :: her

Speaker :: turn up the volume


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A-Z RANDOM


A - Attached or Single? - attached with Euan and my JOB haha!

B - Best Friend? - Rein my sister

C - Cake or pie? - cake: FIGAROS little oscar

D - Day of choice? - Wednesday rd and american Idol wuhuuu!
E - Essential item? - lotion,fone,money and food

F - Favorite Color? - black

G - Gummy Bears or Worms? -definely Gummy bears

H - Hometown? - Manila
I - Indulgence? - Cofee crumble Icecream sobrang favorite!

J - June or July? - July: july 24 Euan's BDAY
K - Kids ?- 1
L - Life is not complete w/o - Papa Jesus and Euan

M - Marriage date? - Ay ano yun?

N - No.of magazine subscriptions - none, I buy depending on mag's featured articles
O - Orange or apple? - Apple

P - Phobias? - Cleithrophobia fear of being enclosed

Q - Quotes? - to regret little just as to learn

R - Reason to smile? - Twilight Book Series

S - Season of choice? - definely Christmas!
T - Tag 5 people - I'm tagging all the people on my bloglist and those who are going to visit my site and get to read this

U - Unknown fact about me - I'm a vitamin adik hehe

V - Vegetable? - ampalaya yummy

W - Worst habit? - watching too much cooking shows hehe!

X - Xray or ultrasound? - ultrasound, less or no radiation at all

Y - Your favorite foods? - pizza and fried chicken

Z - Zodiac sign - Aries

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a collection of love advice from JOE D' MANGO

Love don't give us the promise of forever, but having faith on it makes us believe that there is.
Love is not a one-shot deal that you have to get right at first. You will always make mistakes and find your ideal partner. Love is also a process of finding your way, finding the right one.


The greates mistake we'll make in a relationship is when we look at somebody else other than our partner to satisfy our emotional and physical needs. The second mistake is when we consciously allow ourselves to be the object of these emotional and physical desires.

We can never be certain of our relationships because not all of them are built to last our lifetime. We have to constantly nurture it so it can grow and we can grow old with it.

In the midst of despair, pain, and sorrow, someone comes in our life and gives us strength to believe in life again. The love they give us gives us a blind faith that helps us believe in ourselves again, that we can make our dreams come true.

Love can be the bet thing that will ever happen to you. More often than not, your lover is also your bestfriend, one who will stand by you through thick and thin.

Most ordinary relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods. The truth is you will not rn out of goods if you believe you won't.

People cannot change who you really are. You just have to tell them and be honest about th real person behind you. You cannot hide in your cloak of deception forever. You desreve to be happy just by being yourself.

A relationship is a two way street. It's never all your fault or the other person's. You go into the relationship together and work thorugh it all together. And remember, the best relationship is one w/c your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.

When we begin to put so much weight on what others fell and think about our relationships, we become distracted and lose our own perception of our partners.

If you choose to fight for love, then you should be prepared to face the consequences and risk associated with it. But if you choose to follow tradition over the dictate of your heart the you also have to be prepared to lose someone you love.

Let us always remember that, in the end it is not how much love we have received that would count, but how much love we have given and how much more we are willing to give even without the promise of earning it back.

We constantly have to make an extra effort to make others feel that they are important to us and the small things they do are appreciated. The greatness of a relationship is built on the foundation of small acts of kindess, love and compassion.

Whatever relationships you have attracted in your life at this moment, they are precisely the ones you need in your life at this moment. There is a purpose and meaning behind all events, and this purpose and meaning develops you as a person and as a lover.

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MY ALARM TONE

love this song just says a lot about me.



John Mayer - Love Song For No One

Staying home alone on a Friday
Flat on the floor looking back
On old love
Or lack thereof
After all the crushes are faded
And all my wishful thinking was wrong
I'm jaded
I hate it

I'm tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
So tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
Get here

Searching all my days just to find you
I'm not sure who I'm looking for
I'll know it
When I see you
Until then, I'll hide in my bedroom
Staying up all night just to write
A love song for no one

I'm tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
So tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here

I could have met you in a sandbox
I could have passed you on the sidewalk
Could I have missed my chance
And watched you walk away?
Oh no way

I could have met you in a sandbox
I could have passed you on the sidewalk
Could I have missed my chance
And watched you walk away?

I'm tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
I'm so tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here

I'm tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here
I'm so tired of being alone
So hurry up and get here oh yeah

You'll be so good
You'll be so good for me


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Lyrics to Put Your Records On :
Three little birds, sat on my window.
And they told me I don't need to worry.
Summer came like cinnamon
So sweet,
Little girls double-dutch on the concrete.

Maybe sometimes, we've got it wrong, but it's alright
The more things seem to change, the more they stay the same
Oh, don't you hesitate.

Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
You go ahead, let your hair down
Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams,
Just go ahead, let your hair down.

You're gonna find yourself somewhere, somehow.

Blue as the sky, sunburnt and lonely,
Sipping tea in the bar by the roadside,
(just relax, just relax)
Don't you let those other boys fool you,
Got to love that afro hair do.

Maybe sometimes, we feel afraid, but it's alright
The more you stay the same, the more they seem to change.
Don't you think it's strange?

Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
You go ahead, let your hair down
Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams,
Just go ahead, let your hair down.

You're gonna find yourself somewhere, somehow.

'Twas more than I could take, pity for pity's sake
Some nights kept me awake, I thought that I was stronger
When you gonna realise, that you don't even have to try any longer?
Do what you want to.

Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
You go ahead, let your hair down
Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams,
Just go ahead, let your hair down.

Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song
You go ahead, let your hair down
Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams,
Just go ahead, let your hair down.

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Saturday, January 24, 2009

I SWEAR THIS IS SO FUNNY! FROM CHICO'S BLOG

August 1, 2008 → The Top Ten Social Climbing Moments Or Quotes - Dru

Hannah - I know of a group of girls at our office who would eat at Jollibee first before a gimik in Malate. Mahal daw kasi ang food sa mga bars.

Astroboy - Madalas nakakasabay ako ng mga taga-”kol senner” agents sa elevator, english nang english. One time I heard one say, “we’re gr0und.” Akala ko nakuryente, yun pala ibig niyang sabihin, “nasa ground floor na tayo.”

Riverbanks - Me and my friends were talking about the new Adidas Pilipinas jacket and a newly introduced friend pers0n interrupted, “Ah, parang yung jacket ko na Abercr0mbie & Peaches!”

Darney - A friend was asked what foreign languange she spoke, and she said, “French, Italian and GENOVIAN!” Hello, Princess Diaries!

Madstick - I am a member of another online forum. We have this other member who said she was leaving for the US. So when she allegedly left and was online, my friend who was a moderator got curious about where she really was and checked her IP address. The result was the IP address belonging to: SMART BRO

No name - When we were in high school, I had a girl classmate who once told us that her family bought igorots and made them their alila.

Dru - In high school, a classmate bragged that she is personally acquainted with New Kids on the Block, claiming they went to their house to avoid the press!

Northeast - During the interment of our uncle, my cousin who was saying as she was crying, “Papa! Papa!” for everyone to hear. Lahat kaming umiiyak, muntik ng matawa sa gitna ng libing kasi we all know that my cousin calls her father “Itay”.

Blair - A friend suggested we hang out at Embassy. Our social climber friend, in her fake sosy accent said, “Sure! Why not? Which country? Puwede pala tumambay sa mga embassy?”

Rich - A social climber bragged that she just got back from Europe. When asked where in Europe, she answered, “Sa ano…sa city mismo!”

Ynaki - When the flight stewardess of SwissAir asked this pa-sosyal seatmate of mine what he wanted to drink after I ordered a bourbon on the rocks, he, with a matching fake English accent, told her “J&B on the rocks…no ice, please!”

No name - I overheard this at the Asian Hospital just this week. Doctor: “Prior to your minor operation, I have to apply local anesthesia, ok?” Patient: “Mas guso doc kung imported. Kaya ko namang bayaran eh.”

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FROM CHICO'S BLOG TOP TEN LIST

August 5, 2008 → The Top Ten Signs That You Are Truly Happy Or Truly Sad - Nathalie

Datgurl - You’re truly sad if you’re disappointed every time you wake up, because you’re reminded that you’re still alive.
No name - You’re truly happy if you literally cannot ask for anything more, even if you tried.

No name - You’re truly sad if you think that having so many designer bags is the measure of happiness, so you keep buying a lot.

Gorgeous Bitch - You’re truly sad if you actually believe that you were destined to be miserable.

Aubrey_04 - You’re truly sad if, every time you see a cliff, your first impulse is to jump.

Leyann 94 - You’re truly sad, when your dream of being a real life Cinderella by marrying who you thought was a real life prince, ended in a bitter annulment.

Choi - You’re truly sad if, you’re on top of a building, deciding whether to jump or not, and when you ask for a sign to help you decide, you see a huge Nike billboard saying, “Just Do It.”

Jarvis - You’re truly happy if you choose to see what you have, rather that looking for things that are not there.

Slither Dude - You’re truly sad if the closest you’ll ever be to experiencing the joys of being a parent is holding another person’s child.

Morenang Kaligatan - You’re truly sad if the only person who can make you happy, is the same one who hurts you over and over again.

Tani - You’re truly happy if you wake up feeling happy without even knowing WHY.
Geyp - You’re truly happy if you’re alone yet you dont feel lonely or incomplete.

Lea - You’re truly sad if you burst out crying while listening to “Dancing Queen”.

Brendz - You’re truly happy if you know how to forgive.

Astroboy - You’re truly sad kapag ang theme song mo ay, “Makulay ang buhay, sa sumakabilang buhay…”

Kabodskie - You’re truly sad if friends call you when they’re depressed for comfort, yet in the course of the conversation, they end up consoling you instead.

Alexius - You’re truly sad if your house is no longer a home.

Aaron - You’re truly sad if there’s a bitter aftertaste in your mouth after you laugh.

Raymond - You’re truly happy if you’re perfectly content with the simply joys of
life, like family, and more material possessions don’t add to this joy one bit.

TReiz - You’re truly sad if even if you’re smiling, your eyes are dead.

Frederique - You’re truly sad if you get a layered bob haircut dyed jet black, the shape and color of my poor heart!

No name - You’re truly happy if you heart and mind agree.

Mr. Perk - You’re truly happy if you see happiness in others, it makes you puke and all you want is to ruin it for them.

Mr. Perk - You’re truly happy if your joy is
contagious. Just being around you makes other people happy
Gorgeous Bitch - You’re truly sad if, every time people ask you, “Are you okay?”, your standard sarcastic answer is, “Sa tingin mo, mukha ba kong okay?”

Windsurfer - You’re truly happy if feeling mo, anytime, pwede ka nang kunin ni Lord.

Katness - You’re truly sad if you have everything, yet you feel like you have nothing.

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