FROM CHICO'S TOP TEN

September 2, 2009 → The Top Ten Answers To The Question, “Musta Na Lovelife?” - SC

McMaki - “Eto, parang entry sa Morning Rush, hindi mapili-pili.”
Jek Jek - “Eto, hinahanap pa rin ang hideout ng mga soulmate ko.”
No name - “Bakit, kung sasabihin ko bang butata may magagawa ka?”
Tammy - “Eto, parang epilepsy, pasumpong-sumpong…”
Mnemonic - “Eto, parang ukay-ukay, 3 for 100 na nga lang, tinatawaran pa.”
SC - “Eto, parang patis, ang daming gustong makisawsaw.”
JP/Demeter/Jose de Vengenge/sabrinaileen/Astroboy/Mary Poppins/Tomba - “Eto, parang Coke, ZERO.”
Cleng - “Eto, single…single parent.”
Maynman - “Sinubukan ko na lahat: girl, boy, bakla, tomboy, wala talaga!”
Fat_free - Sagot ng officemate ko tuwing may magtatanong sa kanya nito: “P*tang*na mo rin!”
Miles - “Feeling ko ilang buwan pa, kaong na ito!”
No name - “Eto, parang ikaw, hindi maganda.”
Jun13 - “Eto, parang gobyerno, bulok.”
Jun13/Kresha - “Eto, parang sinabawang gulay…makulay.”
Malerna/Popsicle/SC/tata2818/billog/preternatural - “Eto, self-supporting.”
Oceandip27 - “Eto, parang kaning bahaw, malamig.”
Letskie - “Eto, parang pag-nguya ng chewing gum, sa una masarap, pagtagal nawawalan na ng lasa…ang sarap na iluwa.”
Patrick - “Buti pa ang chemistry class ko, may lab.”
Panulay - “Eto, parang pasko, once a year lang.”
Kid Bukid - “Manong, bayad muna, bago lovelife!”
Yñaki - “Will you shut up and let me breastfeed in peace?”
Astroboy/Analyst - “Tulad ng sabi ng Friendster account ko, it’s complicated.”
Twylyt - “Eto, ang lovelife ko, parang buhok mo…bagsak!”
Josef - “Eto, parang face mo…ang pangit!”
Dru - “Eto, parang taxi: bawal mamili, bawal mabakante, at bawal tumanggi pag may gusto sumakay!”
TReiz - “It’s like a vacuum cleaner, it sucks.”
Twylyt - “Eto, parang mga kuko mo sa paa…patay!”
Jollibee - “Eto, parang palitaw, lulubog, lilitaw.”
Gothicx313 - “Eto, parang buhok mo sa kilikili, magulo!”
MMC - “Eto, parang funeraria, walang kabuhay-buhay!”
Baloy/Mang Jose - “Ano, gusto mo suntukan na lang!”
No name - “Eto, taken…taken for granted!”
No name - “Eto, hinihintay ka pa rin…”
No name - “Eto, parang google, always searching…”

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August 15, 2008 → The Top Ten Quotes From An Ex

Dejhavu - “Kung babalikan mo ko, magiging straight na ulit ako!”
No name - “Even lovers need a holiday from each other.”
Mermaid - “Alam mo, I knew I didn’t love you, when I realized na mas nami-miss ko pa mga goldfish ko kesa sa iyo.”
Young Mom - When I saw my ex with his new girl, he told me, “Hayaan mo na kami!”
Ice Cream - When I found out that my ex was having an affair with someone in his office, I asked him if he ever loved me at all. His answer: “Mahal naman kita, hindi nga lang 100 percent!”
No name - On the day we broke up, we were arguing about his ex. When he finally asked me, “Who do you think you are?” I answered, “Your newest ex.”
Lara - I told my ex on the day we broke up: “Diba sabi mo mamamatay ka pag nawala ako sa iyo? Puwes, mawawala na ako sa iyo…”
Nenengsky/Hotsauce33 - A week before he broke up with me, my ex said, “Bakit hindi man lang tayo nag-aaway? Masyadong smooth ang flow. Boring.”
Quasi - “Why buy a cow if you can get free milk?”
Maynman - My friend’s ex wife told him through text: “When I get home, don’t be there.”
Louisa - “The problem with you is you love me too much.”
Paolo - “Sori pare, wag ka mag-alala, ikaw ang best man sa kasal ko…”
No name - From my ex-husband: “Nanghihinayang ako sa pinalamon ko sa yo ng sampung taon.”
Dejhavu - “Ikaw ang pinakamahal kong sakit ng ulo.”
chalk&coffee - “What part of ‘I can’t do this’ is not clear?”
No name - “I can’t marry you because you have asthma.”
Mars - “Baby…naka-buntis ako…”
Big Max - “Masakit lang ito sa simula…”
Loves1727 - “If I had you back, I’d never let you go again.”
Lukaret - “Ang hirap kasi sa yo, parang ayaw mo ng may nagmamahal sa yo!”
Nona - When my then boyfriend was explaining why he chose to be with the girl he got pregnant instead of me, he said: “Kasi ikaw isa ka lang na masasaktan. Sila dalawa.”
Gorgeous Bitch - “Nakakapagod kang mahalin.”
Disney Princess - When my ex said that if he quantified his feelings for me it w0uld be, “20% love, 80% awa.”
THEA GAL - “Alam mo, gusto kita. Pero, okay lang ba sa iyo na dalawa kayo?”
Menard - “Sa lahat ng naging boyfriend ko, ikaw ang may pinakamalaking torotot!”
Jose de vengenge - When my ex told me: “Di ka na makakahanap ng katulad ko!” I told her: “Eh sino ba nagsabi sa iyong katulad mo ulit ang hahanapin ko?”
Mr. Perk - After a fight and him not talking to me for days, I said: “Sa susunod, sabihan mo muna ako na hindi mo ko kakausapin!”

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FROM CHICO'S TOP TEN

We Filipinos, as compared to other nationalities, I believe take the most pleasure in making fun of not being able to speak proper English. Japanese people don’t care if they speak broken English. Chinese people couldn’t care less either. Same goes with Europeans. But since we love everything American, we deride countrymen who aren’t as adept in speaking our adopted second language. You are somehow less in the eyes of most, if you make English grammatical errors. Some even wear speaking in pidgin Tagalog as a badge of “sosy-ness”, but few would wave their bad English with pride. Weird huh? But let’s face it, we find it funny.

August 12, 2008 → The Top Ten “Mag-Tagalog Ka Na Lang!” Quotes - Agent 2B

Biboy Blue - While our teacher was swriting on the board, someone threw paper at him. He turned around and shouted, “Hudas dat person dat did dat?”
Beb Ni Tykes - When my mom was in a spa, the masseuse asked, “Swedish or Thai?” My mom answered, “I’m Pinoy!”
Honbee - When I arrived late at friend’s house, he asked, “Have you been eaten?”
Ferdz - From a high school classmate: “Simple problem you cannot solution? How can you graduation?”
Wowie - From a sosyalerang panget on a jeep: “Driver, payment!”
No name - An officemate during a meeting - “I second emotion!”
Sundowner - A beauty contestant when asked what would she advocate should she win: “I want to promote drug abuse!”
Sundowner - Same beauty contest, same question, different contestant: “I will donate trash to every barangay!”
Jose de vengenge - Host: “How will you describe the color blue to a blind man?” Beauty contestant: “Good question, keep it up! I thank you.”
Jose de vengenge - Host: “What makes you blush?” Beauty contestant: “Blush-on?”
Jose de vengenge - Host: “What is the youth’s biggest problem today?” Contestant: “Drugs.” Host: “Why?” Contestant: “Mahal eh!”
Scrambledegg - “You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice, but you can never fool me four!”
Filthy Rich Beggar - An officemate arguing on the phone: “I called you three times! No ha, no ho!” (Ni ha, ni ho)
No name - My angry boss when I took half the day off: “Where did you been?”
Ishi - Our English teacher: “I have a son. My son is a boy.”
Astroboy - Dude 1: “What’s the difference between H2O and CO2?” Dude 2: “H2O is water, CO2 is COLD water!”
Astroboy - Teacher: “Define ethics.” Student: “Ethics are smaller than ducks.”

No name - Over the PA system at the airport: “Passengers please proceed to git it. I ripit, git it.” (”gate 8″)
Dru - I get this all the time when I ask applicants: “How do you want me to call you?” Applicant: “Uhm…cellphone?”
Scully - A high school classmate: “We own a boutique. You know, where you buy medicine?”
No name - When I introduced my twin sister to my high school teacher, she asked, “You’re twins? Since when?”
RhachaeL_Leigh - College professor: “What you are I was. What I am you will.”
Myra - When our secretary got a call looking for a lady who was in a meeting with the boss in his room, the secretary said, “She is inside her boss.”
No name - Calendar Girl: “I will win because I have da 3 “V’s”. Vivacious, Vyootipul, Very Okay.”

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I SWEAR THIS IS SO FUNNY! FROM CHICO'S BLOG

August 1, 2008 → The Top Ten Social Climbing Moments Or Quotes - Dru

Hannah - I know of a group of girls at our office who would eat at Jollibee first before a gimik in Malate. Mahal daw kasi ang food sa mga bars.

Astroboy - Madalas nakakasabay ako ng mga taga-”kol senner” agents sa elevator, english nang english. One time I heard one say, “we’re gr0und.” Akala ko nakuryente, yun pala ibig niyang sabihin, “nasa ground floor na tayo.”

Riverbanks - Me and my friends were talking about the new Adidas Pilipinas jacket and a newly introduced friend pers0n interrupted, “Ah, parang yung jacket ko na Abercr0mbie & Peaches!”

Darney - A friend was asked what foreign languange she spoke, and she said, “French, Italian and GENOVIAN!” Hello, Princess Diaries!

Madstick - I am a member of another online forum. We have this other member who said she was leaving for the US. So when she allegedly left and was online, my friend who was a moderator got curious about where she really was and checked her IP address. The result was the IP address belonging to: SMART BRO

No name - When we were in high school, I had a girl classmate who once told us that her family bought igorots and made them their alila.

Dru - In high school, a classmate bragged that she is personally acquainted with New Kids on the Block, claiming they went to their house to avoid the press!

Northeast - During the interment of our uncle, my cousin who was saying as she was crying, “Papa! Papa!” for everyone to hear. Lahat kaming umiiyak, muntik ng matawa sa gitna ng libing kasi we all know that my cousin calls her father “Itay”.

Blair - A friend suggested we hang out at Embassy. Our social climber friend, in her fake sosy accent said, “Sure! Why not? Which country? Puwede pala tumambay sa mga embassy?”

Rich - A social climber bragged that she just got back from Europe. When asked where in Europe, she answered, “Sa ano…sa city mismo!”

Ynaki - When the flight stewardess of SwissAir asked this pa-sosyal seatmate of mine what he wanted to drink after I ordered a bourbon on the rocks, he, with a matching fake English accent, told her “J&B on the rocks…no ice, please!”

No name - I overheard this at the Asian Hospital just this week. Doctor: “Prior to your minor operation, I have to apply local anesthesia, ok?” Patient: “Mas guso doc kung imported. Kaya ko namang bayaran eh.”

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FROM CHICO'S BLOG TOP TEN LIST

August 5, 2008 → The Top Ten Signs That You Are Truly Happy Or Truly Sad - Nathalie

Datgurl - You’re truly sad if you’re disappointed every time you wake up, because you’re reminded that you’re still alive.
No name - You’re truly happy if you literally cannot ask for anything more, even if you tried.

No name - You’re truly sad if you think that having so many designer bags is the measure of happiness, so you keep buying a lot.

Gorgeous Bitch - You’re truly sad if you actually believe that you were destined to be miserable.

Aubrey_04 - You’re truly sad if, every time you see a cliff, your first impulse is to jump.

Leyann 94 - You’re truly sad, when your dream of being a real life Cinderella by marrying who you thought was a real life prince, ended in a bitter annulment.

Choi - You’re truly sad if, you’re on top of a building, deciding whether to jump or not, and when you ask for a sign to help you decide, you see a huge Nike billboard saying, “Just Do It.”

Jarvis - You’re truly happy if you choose to see what you have, rather that looking for things that are not there.

Slither Dude - You’re truly sad if the closest you’ll ever be to experiencing the joys of being a parent is holding another person’s child.

Morenang Kaligatan - You’re truly sad if the only person who can make you happy, is the same one who hurts you over and over again.

Tani - You’re truly happy if you wake up feeling happy without even knowing WHY.
Geyp - You’re truly happy if you’re alone yet you dont feel lonely or incomplete.

Lea - You’re truly sad if you burst out crying while listening to “Dancing Queen”.

Brendz - You’re truly happy if you know how to forgive.

Astroboy - You’re truly sad kapag ang theme song mo ay, “Makulay ang buhay, sa sumakabilang buhay…”

Kabodskie - You’re truly sad if friends call you when they’re depressed for comfort, yet in the course of the conversation, they end up consoling you instead.

Alexius - You’re truly sad if your house is no longer a home.

Aaron - You’re truly sad if there’s a bitter aftertaste in your mouth after you laugh.

Raymond - You’re truly happy if you’re perfectly content with the simply joys of

life, like family, and more material possessions don’t add to this joy one bit.

TReiz - You’re truly sad if even if you’re smiling, your eyes are dead.

Frederique - You’re truly sad if you get a layered bob haircut dyed jet black, the shape and color of my poor heart!

No name - You’re truly happy if you heart and mind agree.

Mr. Perk - You’re truly happy if you see happiness in others, it makes you puke and all you want is to ruin it for them.

Mr. Perk - You’re truly happy if your joy is
contagious. Just being around you makes other people happy

Gorgeous Bitch - You’re truly sad if, every time people ask you, “Are you okay?”, your standard sarcastic answer is, “Sa tingin mo, mukha ba kong okay?”

Windsurfer - You’re truly happy if feeling mo, anytime, pwede ka nang kunin ni Lord.

Katness - You’re truly sad if you have everything, yet you feel like you have nothing.

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mood: yehey chico garcias top ten list on blog