FROM CHICO'S TOP TEN:

We all have our personal kontrabidas in our lives, but some are universal. They’re deliciously villainous. And who knows? Maybe we’re kontrabidas in someone else’s life. So I guess it’s all good.

December 11, 2008 → The Top Ten Kontrabida Quotes

L.A. Blue – “What’s that? Do you hear that? Oh, it’s the sound of me not caring…”

Mara – “You think you’re good enough? Think again.”

No name – “Ipinanganak ako para guluhin ang buhay mo!”

Tani – “What a coincidence…UGLY starts with ‘U’.”

E-M – “Ang ganda ng babaeng ipinalit mo sa akin…mula ulo, mukhang paa!”

Totski – “Mabilis ba mabuntis ang mga bobo? Bakit ang dami niyo?”

Raymond – “Malakas ka pala kumain…halatang galing sa hirap.”

SC – When you see an ugly baby: “Magtanim na tayo ng maraming damo, kasi dumadami din ang mga mukhang kabayo.”

Merrique – When officemate called me fat, I said: “Kaming mga matataba, puwedeng pumayat. Eh kayong mga pangit?”

Dopey – “Siguro taga-Marakina ka, kasi mukha kang takong!”

D’brain – From a former teacher: “I won’t pass you. I want to see you suffer.”

No name – “Karma’s a bitch, and so are you.”

No name – From Iisa Pa Lamang. Claudine to Angelica: “Gusto mo maglaro tayo? Agawan ng mana.”

Dyosaimma – “Are you having a freak show that I’m not aware of?”

Sutil – One friend hardly drinks but eats tons of pulutan. She’s fat, and not very pretty. During one inuman, we saw the plate of chicharon empty after just a few minutes. Another friend addressed her: “Huy, bawal yan, cannibalism!”

Ysa – Overheard, a girl talking to another girl: “Shucks, it’s so hard to be pretty noh? Ay sori, you wouldn’t know nga pala.”

Bombai – “Pag tinititigan kita, naniniwala na ako na ang tao galing sa unggoy.”

Frederique – “Wag ka mag-alala, malapit nang mawala sa uso ang skinny jeans.”

No name – “Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege!”

HB – “Mabuti ka pa, mayaman ako. Samantalang ako, mahirap ka. Anong palagay mo sa akin, tanga ka?”

No name – From Iisa Pa Lamang. Claudine: “Gusto ko pag pasok ko, ipagtitimpla mo agad ako ng kape. Yung dark, very dark. Kasing pait ng buhay na ipatitikim ko sa ‘yo!”

Bennett – “Whatever look you were aiming for? You missed.”

Devil_laugh – “Kailangan na natin ng bagong biktima. Hindi na humihingi ng awa ang isang ito.”

Dark Choco Boi – From Iisa Pa Lamang. Cherry Pie Picache after she lost her fortune: “Ganito pala ang feeling ng hampaslupa! Kaloka!”

Erwination – “Giniginaw ako. Magsunog ng alipin!”


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STATUS: haha so funny!