August 15, 2008 → The Top Ten Quotes From An Ex

Dejhavu - “Kung babalikan mo ko, magiging straight na ulit ako!”
No name - “Even lovers need a holiday from each other.”
Mermaid - “Alam mo, I knew I didn’t love you, when I realized na mas nami-miss ko pa mga goldfish ko kesa sa iyo.”
Young Mom - When I saw my ex with his new girl, he told me, “Hayaan mo na kami!”
Ice Cream - When I found out that my ex was having an affair with someone in his office, I asked him if he ever loved me at all. His answer: “Mahal naman kita, hindi nga lang 100 percent!”
No name - On the day we broke up, we were arguing about his ex. When he finally asked me, “Who do you think you are?” I answered, “Your newest ex.”
Lara - I told my ex on the day we broke up: “Diba sabi mo mamamatay ka pag nawala ako sa iyo? Puwes, mawawala na ako sa iyo…”
Nenengsky/Hotsauce33 - A week before he broke up with me, my ex said, “Bakit hindi man lang tayo nag-aaway? Masyadong smooth ang flow. Boring.”
Quasi - “Why buy a cow if you can get free milk?”
Maynman - My friend’s ex wife told him through text: “When I get home, don’t be there.”
Louisa - “The problem with you is you love me too much.”
Paolo - “Sori pare, wag ka mag-alala, ikaw ang best man sa kasal ko…”
No name - From my ex-husband: “Nanghihinayang ako sa pinalamon ko sa yo ng sampung taon.”
Dejhavu - “Ikaw ang pinakamahal kong sakit ng ulo.”
chalk&coffee - “What part of ‘I can’t do this’ is not clear?”
No name - “I can’t marry you because you have asthma.”
Mars - “Baby…naka-buntis ako…”
Big Max - “Masakit lang ito sa simula…”
Loves1727 - “If I had you back, I’d never let you go again.”
Lukaret - “Ang hirap kasi sa yo, parang ayaw mo ng may nagmamahal sa yo!”
Nona - When my then boyfriend was explaining why he chose to be with the girl he got pregnant instead of me, he said: “Kasi ikaw isa ka lang na masasaktan. Sila dalawa.”
Gorgeous Bitch - “Nakakapagod kang mahalin.”
Disney Princess - When my ex said that if he quantified his feelings for me it w0uld be, “20% love, 80% awa.”
THEA GAL - “Alam mo, gusto kita. Pero, okay lang ba sa iyo na dalawa kayo?”
Menard - “Sa lahat ng naging boyfriend ko, ikaw ang may pinakamalaking torotot!”
Jose de vengenge - When my ex told me: “Di ka na makakahanap ng katulad ko!” I told her: “Eh sino ba nagsabi sa iyong katulad mo ulit ang hahanapin ko?”
Mr. Perk - After a fight and him not talking to me for days, I said: “Sa susunod, sabihan mo muna ako na hindi mo ko kakausapin!”

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